Decoration Day Boom!

Folks said Uncle Athanatious didn't have enough sensefor white, Sal ammoniac for green, lamp black for red,
to come in out of the rain. However, neither would youand ordinary sand for "golden shower."Uncle Athan
if you were in his business.Uncle Athan - no one dareddidn't mess around with garden variety fireworks. The
call him by his full handle - operated a gunpowderconstruction of little paper tubes, and stuffing them with
mill.Dynamite was safer, but three times moretiny amounts of powder, was too tedious. Such things
expensive than black powder and harder to set off.as penny crackers, sparklers, Roman candles, cherry
Farmers of Boot Heel preferred the local "stump lifter"bombs, devil spitters, fire snakes and other "kid stuff"
so ably concocted by Uncle Athan.Back then,were imported from China.* * *My uncle cured his
explosives were in great demand for clearing land.powder in his house because it was clean, dry and
Black powder was ideal because it exploded at ahandy. Trays were scattered about on tables, chairs,
slower rate than dynamite and thereby exerteddressers, sideboard and beds. This kept Aunt Dilley in a
unremitting pressure on tree roots.Black powder alsonervous snit, but Athan was a stickler for quality
made great firecrackers - particularly rockets andcontrol."There isn't any cause for worry," he assured
salutes. The latter were fist- size bombs whose onlyher, "so long as you don't open the damper on the
purpose was to burst the eardrums of anyonestove or scuff your feet on the rug." This did not seem
standing close by when it was set off.Traditionallyreassuring.Aunt Dilley knew the problem and didn't
salutes were the first to be set off on the Fourth ofappreciate safety tips. When trays of powder were
July and Christmas morning.Ingredients for blackdrying, she served cold pork and beans straight from
powder consist of common materials that were easilythe can and walked dainty.One night, when the living
obtained in country stores. Individually the ingredientsand dining rooms sheltered several trays of
were useful for many household purposes.Two aregunpowder, a thunderstorm came up suddenly.
charcoal and sulfur. I dare not reveal the third lest aApparently it was accompanied by static accumulation.
young reader undertake a dangerous experiment.TheIn any case, the powder ignited.It went off with a loud
best charcoal for gunpowder was made from willowPOOF -- and sufficient concussion to blow out a
and alder trees. Uncle Athan had a piece ofcouple of windows, smash chinaware and singe old
bottomland that supported a stand of the trees andFritz sleeping under the dining table.Aunt Dilley moved
needed clearing. The powder mill enabled him to turn aout the next day and went to live with her sister down
profit from unwanted trees.His sideline venture was sothe road. Uncle Athan stayed on at the mill and visited
successful he continued manufacturing explosive afterAunt Dilley and her sister for Sunday dinners.However,
his own need was met.* * *Uncle Athan's process ofwhen a storm brewed, and gunpowder was drying,
making black powder was deceptively simple but aUncle Athan hung around outside until the weather
mite touchy.First, charcoal and sulfur were crushed tocleared. It was right pitiful to see him standing out in the
powder in a "ball mill." It was a rotating barrel containingrain in his yellow slicker and under a Purina Feed
recycled automobile bearings. The mill was turned byumbrella.* * *The event everyone had predicted for
Uncle Athan's faithful hound Fritz trudging inside anyears finally occurred. Uncle Athan bought a one-way
over-size hamster exercise wheel. .After a while, theticket to that Great Powder Mill in the Sky.It was never
mixture was dampened and ingredient X added.determined what set off the explosion. The day was
Water aided chemical bonding and reduced the dangerwarm and overcast, but these conditions were not
of accidental detonation.This black "mud" was presseddeemed adverse enough to cause the blast. Perhaps
through a "wheel mill" comprised of two worn gearsUncle Athan combed his hair too briskly that day.Old
from a cotton gin. The meshed gears were turned byFritz was not hurt, but he ran off - never to be seen
Jack -- a mule of limited ancestry but docileagain. Life in a powder mill for mans' best friend was
temperament -- by pulling around a long sweepto unsettling - what with the over-size hamster wheel,
attached to the gear wheels. A similar arrangementsinged fur, sudden loud noises and a diet leaning
was common for grinding sugar cane.On visits, I wasexcessively to cold beans.A large crowd came to
allowed to ride Jack while "it" earned its keep. MyUncle Athan's funeral. He was well liked, but a goodly
mother kept the visits short. Uncle Athan's casualnumber of strangers showed up. Word got around
attitude toward his product made her nervous.Thethat Aunt Dilley was going to dispose of her late
wheel mill pressed out excess water and mashed thehusband's unexploded inventory after the burial
half-dry mud into granules. These were spread onceremony.As Uncle Athan was lowered into his
wood trays to dry.Finally, dry granules were crushedeternal resting place, the Volunteer Fire Brigade set off
into "corns" by an ordinary kitchen-type rolling pin and25 salutes, two cannon blasts, 15 stump lifters and 30
sifted through various screens for size.This was theassorted rockets.It was the end of an era, but Uncle
most dangerous operation -- performed solely byAthan went out in style.Every Decoration Day
Uncle Athan. Though gainful employment was hard tothereafter, Aunt Dilley visited Uncle Athan's grave. She
come by, no one ever applied for a job with him. Awould set off a string of penny crackers - prudently
stray spark, high heat or static electricity could set offdisdaining stump lifters - and proclaim that Uncle Athan
the powder.Size of the corns, and any color additives,would rest easy for another year.Lindsey Williams is a
determined the ultimate use of the gunpowder.LargeSun columnist who can be contacted at:Website: with
grains were best for removing stumps. It also wasseveral hundred of Lin's Editorial & At Large articles
preferred for charging the Civil War cannon fired onwritten over 40 years.Also featured in its entirety is
Decoration Day - the south's name for the north'sLin's groundbreaking book "Boldly Onward," that
Memorial Day.Fine-grain powder went into rockets. Acritically analyzes and develops theories about the
little graphite gave the powder extra decibels. Rocketoriginal Spanish explorers of America.
color was controlled by secret additives -- camphor